The Onion - America's Finest News Source

The Onion is the internet's finest source for farce news. Here is today's headline story:

Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll

GWYNEDD, WALES—Recent developments in the music world, such as the popularity of the Dixie Chicks and Sufjan Stevens, have created a "perfect storm of lameness."

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Works Cited

Gwynedd, Wales. "Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll". The Onion. 5 Mar 2007. 5 Mar 2007. <http://www.theonion.com/content/node/59249>